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Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in The Giant Panda's LiveJournal:

Saturday, August 24th, 2013
10:09 pm
I AM NOT A DREARY ANIMAL
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2007/04/panda_bore.html?wpisrc=flyouts

LIES
ALL LIES
ANYWAY I TOLD HER NOT TO STICK CARROTS UP THERE

Current Mood: NOT HUNGRY
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
9:36 pm
DEAR OWL CITY GUY
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE TIRED OF COMPARISONS TO BEN GIBBARD
THE PROBLEM IS THAT I
AM FAMILIAR WITH THE WORK OF POSTAL SERVICE
ALSO I AM NOT VERY HARD OF HEARING
GIVEN THESE THINGS
THE SIMILARITY IS HARD TO MISS

Current Mood: hungry
Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
9:24 pm
PandaCam - With Your Host, The Giant Panda
I HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUT THIS SITUATION:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/09/27/china.panda.reut/index.html

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR USERS OF LIVEJOURNAL:

I HAVE HEARD THAT SOME PEOPLE WHO USE THIS WEBLOGGING SERVICE HAVE MADE MONEY BY HAVING A CAMERA TRAINED ON THEMSELVES AT ALL TIMES. INCLUDING MOMENTS WHEN INVOLVED IN INTIMATE ACTIVITY.

WHAT I AM WONDERING IS HOW THIS HAS WORKED OUT FOR YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY POINTERS

IF I AM GOING TO BE VIDEOTAPED GOING ABOUT MY NONEXISTANT GOINGS-ON OF A REPRODUCTIVE NATURE I WOULD LIKE TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT

I TRIED TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT WITH THAT PAYFRIEND SERVICE BUT IT WASNT VERY FRIENDLY TO ME

MAYBE I SHOULD GO BE ONE OF THOSE SUICIDE PANDAS

Current Mood: hungry
Tuesday, October 14th, 2003
9:32 pm
GODDAMN IT
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Current Mood: hungry
Friday, May 23rd, 2003
1:42 pm
Modern Life - With Your Host, The Giant Panda
THIS IS IT, THIS IS JUST THE LIMIT
LING-LING TOLD ME TODAY THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS

NOT INTERESTED IN MATING WITH MALE PANDAS
RIGHT NOW
MAYBE NOT EVER

SHE IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE GAY ANIMALS LIKE YOU SEE ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OR THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE WATCH TOO MUCH TELEVISION IT IS ALL OVER THE MEDIA NOW

this is the eighties SHE SAID and i am down with the ladies I SAID LING-LING IT IS NOT THE EIGHTIES IF IT WERE OUR SPECIES WOULD NOT BE NEAR EXTINCTION AND ALSO HAIRDOS WOULD BE BETTER AND PEOPLE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR DAMN SYNTHESIZERS

I AM GOING TO GET ANGRY IN SEVEN MINUTES. AS SOON AS THIS SONG IS OVER.

Current Mood: hungry
12:40 pm
Alternative Concert Reviews - With Your Host, The Giant Panda
LAST WEEK I WENT TO GO SEE FISCHERSPOONER
THE LADY IN THAT BAND IS REALLY FAT
THE GUY IS PRETTY BIG TOO ACTUALLY

Current Mood: hungry
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
6:24 pm
Musings on Romance - with your host, The Giant Panda
SO, LING-LING.

THEY TELL ME SHE IS GOING TO HELP ME MAKE BABY PANDAS. BUT I'M NOT GETTING ANY HELP HERE

I TRIED TAKING HER OUT TO EAT BUT SHE WOULDN'T TALK TO ME ALL THE WAY HOME FROM THE RESTAURANT
SHE SAID I MADE A SCENE

SHE WOULDNT EVEN SQUINCH OVER SO I COULD FIT IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE TAXI WITH HER.

I HAD TO SIT IN THE FRONT WITH THE CABBIE.

I GETS NO LOVE. WHY?

Current Mood: hungry
Saturday, March 22nd, 2003
1:09 pm
Your Eating Guide to Boston - With Your Host, The Giant Panda
TODAY I WENT TO PHO REPUBLICQUE FOR BRUNCH.
I ORDERED A LARGE SALAD MADE OF ONLY LEMONGRASS.
THEY GAVE ME A SMALL LEMONGRASS SALAD.
IT HAD CRANBERRIES AND OTHER THINGS IN IT.
SO I SAT ON THE BAR UNTIL IT FELL OVER.

SOMETIMES I FEAR BOSTON HAS NO CULTURAL LIFE

Current Mood: hungry
1:16 am
This Evening's Adventures - With Your Host, The Giant Panda
TONIGHT I AM GOING TO A RESTAURANT.
IT IS A VERY GOOD RESTAURANT IN HARVARD SQUARE.
I HEAR THAT THEY HAVE EXCELLENT FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS.

I WANTED TO TAKE LING-LING IN THE HOPES THAT SHE WOULD REPRODUCE WITH ME.
THE ZOOKEEPERS TRY MANY THINGS BUT THEY ARE NOT WORKING.
I AM GETTING MORE AND MORE ANGRY -

MAYBE I WILL EAT THE FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS.

Current Mood: hungry
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