The Giant Panda (thegiantpanda) wrote,
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Modern Life - With Your Host, The Giant Panda

THIS IS IT, THIS IS JUST THE LIMIT
LING-LING TOLD ME TODAY THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS

NOT INTERESTED IN MATING WITH MALE PANDAS
RIGHT NOW
MAYBE NOT EVER

SHE IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE GAY ANIMALS LIKE YOU SEE ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OR THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE WATCH TOO MUCH TELEVISION IT IS ALL OVER THE MEDIA NOW

this is the eighties SHE SAID and i am down with the ladies I SAID LING-LING IT IS NOT THE EIGHTIES IF IT WERE OUR SPECIES WOULD NOT BE NEAR EXTINCTION AND ALSO HAIRDOS WOULD BE BETTER AND PEOPLE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR DAMN SYNTHESIZERS

I AM GOING TO GET ANGRY IN SEVEN MINUTES. AS SOON AS THIS SONG IS OVER.
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