The Giant Panda (thegiantpanda) wrote,
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Musings on Romance - with your host, The Giant Panda

SO, LING-LING.

THEY TELL ME SHE IS GOING TO HELP ME MAKE BABY PANDAS. BUT I'M NOT GETTING ANY HELP HERE

I TRIED TAKING HER OUT TO EAT BUT SHE WOULDN'T TALK TO ME ALL THE WAY HOME FROM THE RESTAURANT
SHE SAID I MADE A SCENE

SHE WOULDNT EVEN SQUINCH OVER SO I COULD FIT IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE TAXI WITH HER.

I HAD TO SIT IN THE FRONT WITH THE CABBIE.

I GETS NO LOVE. WHY?
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